This is a custom video! Contact me if you’d like your own! You’re in bed at home, recuperating from the football team breaking your legs and throwing you in the dumpster, when in walks your worst nightmare. The principal who’s been making your life hell for years is back. I’ve been talking to your step-mom, and we both agree that you need to come back to school immediately, no matter how much pain you’re in. There are still ways you can be useful even if you can’t walk. For example, the girl’s soccer team can kick ball after ball at your face while you’re tied to the goal. You’ve already had so many concussions, what’s a few more? You don’t even need to be conscious just to hang there! You’ll be in a wheelchair, of course, but I will push you around personally if that’s what it takes to get you back to school. Wouldn’t it be a shame if I accidentally pushed you down the stairs? Oh, and I noticed that you got your grades up in a desperate attempt to graduate. I talked to the facult