Goodness me! I’ve been fiddling around with my painkillers dosages recently and feeling rather under the weather because of it. So when a bus appeared as if by magic whilst I was struggling on a stomp with my sidekick Buddy the Bellend, I was only too pleased to jump on. Not least, because it meant I could bring you another Bud Wanker video. It’s almost guaranteed that other passengers could see me jerking off on my phone screen on such a crowded bus! Because of my current opiate withdrawals, approaching orgasm fully brought on the sweats! Haha. It turns out the main stop in town to the ‘nicest’ stop near home for Buddy to finish off a walk was perfectly five minutes! Which is the length of video that xHamster wants in order to earn with Ad Revenue. Blame that for the lack of super short and sweet vids these days!