This is one for Rachel Wriggler fans who claim they could cum by listening to me reading the phone book! Haha. No phone book in sight. Just a horny middle aged woman, suffering jet lag and crazy itchiness having a bath in oatmeal. Having been back in England for a few days I was really struggling with jet lag after nearly six weeks in America, but I needed to be up early for a hospital appointment so opted for a bath to help aid some decent slumber.