I was so desperate for a piss by the time I dragged myself away from snuggles with my furry four legged pussy that there was quite the tsunami of pee coming out of me. Which went all over the loo seat, down my legs and on my trousers too. Not planned. I’m just chaos. No no, it’s clearly cos I was peeing whilst ‘stood up’ trying to capture a good POV for you all. Trust me, it’s fucking difficult to see! Especially when there’s a light shining in my eyes. Haha.