Think you're enough to satisfy me? Today, I'm showing you what real size looks like, and, well... it's not even close.Watch as I hold up something big and thick, something that actually deserves my attention. You'll feel just how small you really are compared to the real thing, and the best part? I'm going to make you admit you'll never measure up. This isn't a competition you can win, but it'll be fun watching you try."