Hey honey, can I chat with you quickly? I don’t know if you realized, but your photo gallery on your phone is still backing up to the computer in the living room. I saw that there were some new pictures in there and took a look… I don’t want to make you embarrassed, but you’ve really put on a LOT of muscle, haven’t you? Tell me, did you hear me boasting that I’m so muscular no man can keep up with me? I wondered what it was that might have been encouraging you to work so hard in the gym…