Having realised I hadn't made nearly enough videos during my 36 hour journey to see the Love of My FetLife, UncleM0therfuker, I decided to bring you to the toilet with me… Here is a teaser few minutes of me flapping around whilst topless and looking for the best clip on light for my phone (which got lost en route) ahead of doing a piss. The fabulous folks in my fanclub on FapHouse get to see the entire 9 minute video of me vaguely sexily stripping naked, this topless flapping about trying to find the best ring light that you see here, pissing directly on to my phone as it sits in the toilet bowl, cleaning myself up and then getting dressed again.