I always used to have a wank when I got into bed for the night but had to stop for a couple reasons; one being that I needed a hip replacement and moving my leg into the required position was much too painful. I became part robot five years ago, but then another problem occurred… I couldn’t stop squirting! With my last boyfriend around 2015/16, it was only ever at the point of orgasm when I squirted. But the longer I was single and celibate, the bigger the folks were I perved on online and the more I squirted. Soon, it was a case of whenever anything felt really good or looked really good that some came dribbling out. And, well, basically, I couldn’t be arsed with the hassle of sorting out soggy towels and going to clean up! Plus, bedtime wanks went from 30 minutes to three hours and the chances are I could have dropped off in that time anyway! So yeah, bedtime wanks haven’t really been a thing in my life for quite some time! On the rare occasion they do, this often happens…