Who would win: your little piece of meat or my big platform Martens? I have dreamed of this pair for a long time and can finally test their effectiveness. Many think this is the perfect pair of boots to crush things, destroying everything underneath them... I think they will be the best at causing damage and making you suffer. The big platform makes everything more interesting as I will not feel anything under them. Who knows what I will crush? Or if the weight is too much... The soles, with their fantastic tread, will reduce your poor ballsack to mush. Probably, at some point, you will stop feeling anything. That's something that usually happens, am I right? I mean, if I keep kicking and smashing, you will lose the sensitivity... I cannot wait to see what will happen! I hope you are horny enough because that is the only way to keep up with these boots.